Vicious Thighs

I do some of my best writing in my head while walking places

I also do some of my worst.  I think I’ve mentioned this before; the more tired/distracted I am, the more one-track and low-brow my ideas.

Here’s today’s creation from my walk home, to the chorus of Eminem’s Without Me (such a timely reference, you’re welcome):

So this feels like I’ve gotta pee

So everybody - I gotta pee

‘Cause I need a little - place to go pee

‘Cause I’ll feel so empty without pee

It’s less Cheeto Girl, more I’m-trying-not-to-Pee-in-my-Clothes, Girl!  Damn you, 1.5 litres of sparkling water consumed at my desk this afternoon.

…Just for the record, I made it home safe, and dry.